Vinegar, baking soda, a bar of soap and a good rag. Every room in the house, written down plain, in big print you can read without your glasses.
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Right after you pay. On your phone, your tablet or your computer. Nothing ships.
The same link goes to your inbox, so you can open it again any time, or print it at home.
Does any of this sound like your house?
None of that is your fault. Somewhere along the way, the store convinced us that a clean house comes in a plastic bottle: one for every surface, every smell and every season. The women who raised us knew better, and most of what they knew never got written down.
This book writes it down. Every method with exactly what you need, the steps, why it works, and a "be careful" box wherever there's a reason to be careful.
Nobody adds up what the cleaning aisle costs. So here it is, plain.
Your numbers will be different. The point won't: the book costs less than a few months of the aisle, and it keeps working for years.
* U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, Consumer Expenditure Survey, 2022: average annual spending per household on laundry and cleaning supplies.
Nine parts: the pantry, the kitchen, the bathroom, the laundry, the whole house, pests, the garden, the seasons and a quick reference. A few of the 300+:
Real pages from the real book. This is exactly what opens on your phone. The print is big on purpose.
Instant PDF. One payment, no subscription.
Just want the Money Book or the Cookbook? They're $27 each →
The House Book takes care of the cleaning aisle. These two take care of the other places money slips away: the wallet and the kitchen.
The money habits of folks who never went broke. The Coffee-Can System that gives every dollar a job, paying yourself first, cutting forgotten bills, spotting a scam. No stock tips, no get-rich-quick.
From three-ingredient wonders to the Sunday supper they'll never forget. Quick weeknights, one-pan dinners, meals that stretch a dollar, and grandmothers' recipes from around the world.
| Laundry and cleaning supplies, average U.S. household, per year* | $170 |
| Food away from home (eating out, takeout), average U.S. household, per year* | $3,945 |
| Together, every year | $4,115 |
| All three of Mama Lolla's books, one time | $49 |
Nobody cuts all of it, and nobody should promise you that. But trim a little in each place, and the books have paid for themselves many times over. * U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, Consumer Expenditure Survey (cleaning supplies 2022, food away from home 2024).
I won't sell you a miracle. Nobody who loves you would.
What I'll give you is what works, written down plain: what you need, what to do, why it works, and where to be careful. Where a fix has its limits, I say so. Where something can hurt you, your floors or your pets, I say that too.
Start with one page tonight. That's all it takes.
Read it, try the methods. If it's not for you, write to us within 7 days and you'll get every cent back. No forms, no hard feelings.
No. It's a digital book (PDF). Nothing ships. It opens right after you pay, and the link is in your email so you can come back any time. If you love paper, print it at home.
Yes. You press one button and the book opens, like a photo opens. No app, no account. If anything goes wrong, write to us and we'll walk you through it, or give your money back.
No. One payment, one time. No membership, no monthly charge.
The opposite. Almost everything is already in your pantry. The whole point is that you stop buying a bottle for every job.
Yes. The book is set in large print on purpose, with short paragraphs and lots of white space. On a phone or tablet you can pinch to make it even bigger.
The Money Book (121 money tips, 285 pages) and the Cookbook (132 home recipes, 303 pages), delivered in the same email as the House Book. All three for $49 instead of $81.
Mama Lolla is a character, created with the help of AI, so this old know-how can come to you in one warm, familiar voice. The methods inside are real, carefully checked and written for real homes, with safety notes wherever they matter. We'd rather tell you straight than pretend.
Your link lives in your email. If you lose that too, write to us with the email you bought with and we'll send it again.
It came from a pantry, a little know-how and somebody who loved you enough to write it down.
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